Lola: You don't really hate us do you? Lucy: *Upset* It's true. Old Boy Names. That's what we just did to him! Sweaty Pants here! Lori still acts with authority over her siblings, but now also with reasonability rather than bossing them around like a drill sergeant. At Lynn's softball game, Lincoln disguises himself as the mascot of the Squirrels so he can prove that he is not bad luck. My disgust for them is almost as strong as Edwin's lust for blood. The Loud House Re-write #1-No Such Luck Add to Favourites By jgodzilla1212 Published: May 10, 2020 76 Favourites 101 Comments 31.9K Views (It begins right after Lincoln tells Lily why he can't attend to Lily's play date and he bumps into Lisa) Lisa: >scoffing< Pshaw, There's no such thing as bad luck, there's only science, all else is hooey. She falls down. You know why! They sold his furniture and forced him to wear a squirrel costume to bring them good luck.) Lori: Well we got some good news and bad news. In other words, you've taken everything away from us, you wanted us to feel miserable, you've done it! Please. Theres no need to shout. All of the sisters are on the couch, trying to think when the parents walk in. They were all happy that he was back and he was happy to be back. All rights belong to Nickelodeon. Lynn Sr: (low voice) Thought I would lighten the moodWe'll go now Lynn Sr and Rita entered their bedroom, leaving the sisters alone. Lincoln: *looks over to her, depressed* Hey, Ronnie Lincoln: *depressed* My family kicked me out because they think Lincoln: *depressed* Because I faked that I was bad luck Lori, Luna, Laney, Lucy & Leni watches the whole scene, sad*. They then headed over to the park to hangout in. (The employee obliges, and the police arrive to arrest Lincoln, just as the rest of the Louds arrive.). We just thought it might be dangerous, we just didn't want to be jinxed! Lynn Sr: (nervous) That wasn't us that kicked you out, that was the sisters! They all look at movies and they come onto an agreement for what they should see. You've hammered home your point. "No Such Luck" was created before "Jeers For Fears", where the latter episode ends with Chandler and Lincoln on friendlier terms, so he is still a, Lincoln slaps Lynn for trying to apologize to him, "my cheek no longer hurts"? Lori: (sighs) Maybe we did go a little too far with these crazy superstitions. We're already hanging on a thread as it is! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT LIARS AND SCUMBAGS! @JackLeighton19 Idea on How to End This Story: Employee: (Grunts) That's it! (Tugs at it), (They tug and pull while the rest of the family backs away nervously). Once again, you don't even let me explain why I don't have "bad luck"! when Lori reveals this to him in Chapter 19, he is NOT happy. I wouldn't do No Such Luck even if you paid me. Episode: s02e08a No Such Luck - Works | Archive of Our Own This is everything that happened to me. . *Raises her fist* Unless you want to be the next! We said we were sorry. I can't make any more clothes for weeks. Lincoln: I hate this! Messed up all our rooms. : Do you really meant what you said on that Valentine's card? *Walks over and picks up Lily* *Smiles at Lily* Lily, I know you didn't take part in any of this, that is why we've packed your stuff because we're taking you with us. Now the two main miraculouses are blocked due to disruption of quantum signatures. Later that night, the girls are in Lori's room, updating the status. Luna: *Furious* I have a better idea, Lynn. This is an alternative version of Luan Goes Too Far by OXYD on fanfiction.net, when Lori overheard Luan getting grounded when until she puts a stop to it . (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! My first ever one shot complete. Lola: Hey, Lincoln! ), Luan: You wrecked my objects and broke Mr. Coconuts. He decided to finally hear about what they wanted. Lana: (sniffles) Butthese were all our pride and joy! Lincoln: Because since i'm your only brother, I thought you would want me to be with you, but because of my actions, this all happened! I was stupid to say that they were not my family. NO SUCH LUCK AFTERMATH by JackLeighton19 on DeviantArt They took over his room in the episode because the protocol still listed the linen closet as a place to cool down as it had been written before it had been converted into his room. Lincoln stepped out of the shower, changing into a clean hospital gown. Lincoln may be angry with his sisters and parents for what they did, but felt like splitting them is too much of a punishment, and doesn't want to see his family getting broken up because of it. Lincoln: Well my family doesn't think i'm bad luck anymore, in fact now they think i'm good luck. Lynn: (low voice) Maybe it's because we keep bothering him Everyone notices the change in Lynn's voice and face her. They wont get me if I don't get close to them so I'll have to keep my distance. Knight Templar Big Sister: In Making the Grade, Lori seethes at Rusty, Zach, and Liam and threatens to turn them into human pretzels over their treatment of Lincoln. Lori: Alright, we're sticking with the idea. Particularly dealing Lola with her. Lincoln: (sigh) I'm gonna be honest too. I just realized something! The next one will not be split in parts and most likely will not be updated regularly. Lynn: But you overdid it bro. Lincoln: *smiles at Ronnie* Thanks for letting us stay here, sweetie. I don't need anyone! Chapter 21, Rita helps Jr. see how her mocking Lincoln's drawings as worthless made him feel, by comparing it to calling her sports trophies worthless. *Sniff* No more clothes making for at least a week. Before Lynn's second game, when Lincoln was outside, he was in his PJ's, but when he's in the squirrel suit, he has his clothes on. (Points at Lynn) Nothing, but a stupid sore loser and a nasty, brainless coward! His family didn't hesitate and ran into his arms. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Lisa: A terrible case of state of mind if ever I saw one. Lisa: I have truly disgraced the scientific community Lola: Does this mean Linky doesn't love us anymore? Everyone, try to figure out a plan to convince Lincoln. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Actually, there's something I need to do! It really means it. Mar 30, 2019 - No Such Luck - Lucky Carol by TriassicLane. Dont threaten your little sister! As a result, Lincoln now has all the time to himself. Lincoln: *crosses arms* You weren't saying that when you locked me out the stupid house! Ive come to many grave-digging events and cemeteries with you! Lynn Sr. Lori: (whisper) Let's hope it works. Somehow, the door closes after he falls in with his hands full. You called my softball games stupid. Don't get me wrong, I was still mad, but I knew that they would always be my family, no matter how much I pretend they weren't. Touch device users, explore by touch or with swipe gestures. Honest! My coffin. In Chapter 13, during dodgeball practice, Lincoln gets a dodgeball to the face despite him already being out, causing all the other kids to laugh at him. . Lincoln: (Turns around) Don't you guys get it? Lincoln: BUT YOU'RE NOT!!!!! Lincoln: *Smiles* Thanks Ronnie. I dont want to support you psychos! Lola: We-we just wanted to avoid bad luck, that's all. Ronnie Anne is walking around. Especially Miss. -Hello Lucy, did you really think wouldn't find you?- -Hello Rob, I knew you would come, but I prefer that it be the Grim Reaper who takes my soul- I think I know why you always go with the sisters and not me! Lincoln Loud, the sole son and middle child of the Loud family, a boy that many would describe as 'unique' and for a magnitude of reasons. (It cuts to the beach, Lincoln is in sunglasses and a hat.). Leni: Linky, dont shout. Lincoln walks back down the stairs, leaving the sisters on top. Lori: No, this is literally a terrible beach trip and I want to go home! They were my favourite! Lori: *hugs Lincoln* Of course we forgive you. I have failed as a human being. Lynn Sr.: (tears up) I can't believe he said we're not a real family. Lana: You know, on second thought, I don't want to be at the beach. But anyway let me know what you all think. Why are you being arrested?! ), Lynn: (Screams in despair) ROASTED, BEATEN, VERBALLY THRASHED AND TOSSED INTO THE SEA BY MY ONLY BROTHER!!!! (FYI: This was not requested), although i love this version i still have some criticisms Lincoln: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the only boy in the "family" and I have to deal with 10 "sisters" and you "parents" decides to go with the sisters because i'm not one of them! OUR PRECIOUS TROPHIES! You pushed me to that limit! Who's with me? Lincoln: *beyond furious* IF YOU LOVED ME, THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LET THIS NONSENSE HAPPEN! Clenching his fist, he raises it up and smashes it hard on the ground. (she comes down into the living room and whistles loudly) FAMILY, DOWN HERE NOW!!! Lynn: Well, its because of that costume that i won my last game! NOBODY!!! The sisters then walk into the house to hear the slam and to see the parent's devastated faces. At the Santiago household* Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Laney, Lily, Ronnie are inside the house*. Mlp Equestria Girls. Lincoln: (off-screen) Where are you going Luce? It gets even worse in Chapter 12 when they sign up Lincoln for dodgeball without his knowledge. I'm sorry I was such a bad loser, all I wanted was for Lincoln to support me, to support us. After Lynn gets two strikes, Lincoln begins to wonder if he really is bad luck. (Lincoln picks up the remains of the squirrel suit, blows a spiteful raspberry to the family and runs off in fury and sorrow. And how about what's happening right now?! Rita: Okay, okay sweetie. However, Lincoln will eventually have to give his sisters a chance at redeeming themselves. QUIET! The sisters slowly followed him upstairs and stopped in the middle of the hall. In Chapter 17, they both thought that the other one was going to talk to Lincoln about why they had to punish him for lying, which means that. Whether it's guilt, anger, love, loss or betrayal. And you smashed our family photo! When Marinette accidentally utters Chat Noirs transformation spell things get messy. Luna: *smiles, hugs Lincoln* We do. Lola: What if we get stung or bitten by a shark!? You are a stupid bully, a coward, a nobody, a freak, a lamebrain, a beast, a disgrace, a loser and the worst sister ever and I! You even said "Step further away from the House!" [Both smile nervously] : Sorry I asked you to come here but.. Lynn: NO! Later on it actually turns out to be a case of 'didn't think far enough ahead' as the problem with the protocol was that it was created back when Lincoln was a toddler and many of the aspects of it that made sense when it was just his five older sisters who didn't want to drag their little brother in a conflict and the linen closet wasn't his room no longer work. (The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities), Lincoln: (takes off his sunglasses, deeply annoyed) But unfortunately only when im in the squirrel suit(puts the head back on), (Several moments pass. You all ruined my life, so I just made you guys miserable. We knew you faked being bad luck because you didn't want to go with Lynn to the game. Lincoln: (livid) You're wrong! I need to get out of here! Luan: Listen..I know you're mad and we don't blame you. Lana: I don't know. We'll need more attempts. Rita and Lynn Sr., who always seem to take the girls' side in any argument or incident where they cause all of the trouble, which leads to Lincoln getting punished for things he had little to no involvement in. Was Was Lola claiming him responsible for whatever had transpired after they all woke up? I need a very big, long rest from them. I still remember when I was younger, my brother decided to give me an order in an authoritarian tone and I literally punched his nose hard Anyways, i'll see you guys next time. Just tell us and well let you skip it. This won't make you feel better. March is the only month in 2017 which matches with that calendar. Thank you so much! Look like the squad have to stop Rita before Is too late , but why , what Rita want to do so dangerous that our squad as to stop her , and most important , why the heck the final of the second chapter have so much Blood ! *To everyone, angry* I'm gonna help Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lucy, and Laney pack their stuff and move out. No Happy Ending (UP FOR ADOPTION) Chapter 1, a loud house fanfic Ronnie Anne S., Carol P. - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 3/17/2018 - id: 12871461 + . I will not be discarded and than used!! *Cries* It's going to take me days to fix this baby! Even if it does still hurt. Lana: You've lived with us your whole life. Internet Friends. (Groans) I'll never live this down.(covers her face). ), (They head upstairs and find all the severely burnt and destroyed rooms. Don't fight now! Ronnie: *Smiles* Anything for my boyfriend/future husband & future sister in law. Long story short Marinette can no longer transform into Ladybug, Chat Noire is her only option now. Thank you so much for taking the time out of your day to check out my stories. Please..I never should have saidI didn't mean..pleasedon't go (It cuts to the main street. Lincoln was upset of the whole ordeal, mostly mad and sad. Lincoln then brought his arms back, suggesting a family hug. Lana: *Gasp* All my pets are now homeless! Dont rage out at us. Lynn: (coughs) You know, if I knew that my superstitions would make Lincoln disown us I never would have started this nonsense in the first place. Watch. After heading upstairs, he runs into Lynn, who informs him that her softball game is coming up, and she needs the whole family to support her. However, she is the only member of the family (besides Lincoln himself) who believes Lincoln was being treated that way because of bad luck, not because he lied about being unlucky. You don't care about me anymore, you think I'm nothing, but a thing, you care about no one, but yourselves, you never wanted a boy, you don't have feelings, you all feel NOTHING ANYMORE!!! EVER!! Cartoons Loud House. Lucy: Tell Lynn Jr. that we're not roommates anymore either. You locked me out of my room, sold all my furniture and made me into a thing!! They'll do anything to either cheer me up or to make me forgive them. Lincoln: No, im your good luck charm! Lincoln: I don't believe it! Theres nothing lucky about it! Lincoln gives Lynn one in Chapter 16, but not before. The two of them fail to realize that what they're doing is causing Lincoln to avoid his sisters. Lynn: (low voice) I mean..I always start things that has to do with Lincoln! Lincoln: (livid) Hang on a minute! Lincoln gets dressed and goes downstairs, but when he reaches to the kitchen, he sees nobody in there. Im melting! The family think Lincoln is bad luck so they ban him from attending their activities. When autocomplete results are available use up and down arrows to review and enter to select. Weird Images. Lincoln: (relaxed, talking to viewers) Finally, some peace and quiet! I just got so mad, that I stopped thinking and gave him a stupid idea and made us all push him away and lose almost everything. Lincoln: You know what? golf They all rush downstairs and leave the house, leaving Lincoln with Rita and Lynn Sr, who are nervous to go up to him. When Lincoln is allowed to come back inside the house, he begins to realize that all of the times that he was blamed or was subjected to being a Butt-Monkey, it always involved his sisters in some way, which usually results in the girls getting away with their behavior while Lincoln gets thrown under the bus. No Such Luck, No Such Love (Fanfic) - TV Tropes For the rest of the day, each sister tries to get Lincoln to at least talk to him, but anything they tried to do, he's either ignored it or declined it. It's not looking so good! (Both glare at each other) First you threaten me with your lousy pop stick of a baseball bat to make me come to a disgusting game thats nothing but a waste of time, than you blame me for your loss, than you help ruin my life, than youre too stupid to listen to my confession and admit that you were wrong and than at another stupid game you dont even make it up to me and you make me into some silly object! They then enter the movie itself and take their seats. Experimental One Shot. Lola: How could he?! (Shouts) Put the head back on before we get stung by a jellyfish! (He then flips over and smashes the trophy case. They told Lincoln nothing about it yet expected him to follow it. Lori: *Furious, to Lynn* You deserved it! Meatbrain here and her stupid game, this never would have happened! Do you losers have any sense of compassion or brains!? Work Search: Luna: *Begins to cry* WE'RE NOT LYING LINCOLN! You going to dress me up as a chipmunk or a donkey!? When Lily says Lincoln's name, there are many notes on the fridge, but when Lincoln sends Lily on the skateboard, there are fewer notes. Lucy: Helping a brother who helped me. Lincoln: *Smiles tearfully* Thanks moms and sisters. I am NOT a bully! Time i sort out these looney superstitions once and for all!! We did some horrible stuff to you. You never let me have a say in the matter! Lynn Sr. and Rita were arrested and put on probation for neglect.

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